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SekseeDragoness · MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I knew you loved me Steph, but now I have stage fright and don't know what to write about Confused

ok... here goes.

The story of the Evil Trout Slapping Monkeys! Twisted Evil

It's a well known fact that Trout and Monkeys have always had an affinity with each other, the reason behind this is thier cheeky nature. Both species are constantly getting themselves into trouble with thier teasing of other animals and the lengths they go to just to get a bit of action is extreme in the least.
Many a trout or monkey has gotten themselves new accomodations inside the belly of a predator with such behaviours.

With monkeys it is outright cheek that puts thier hides on the line, swinging down from trees just to pull a big cats tail and swing back up before losing a limb. (For reference see the clip here>> http://video.google.com/videoplay...288&q=teasing+tiger+is%3Afree).

For trout it is a little less obvious to the average human, that they ARE in fact teasing these poor tortured predators. They tend to hide thier delinquent behaviours in thier attempt to swim upstream (just to get a bit of action!) But if you observe the leaping of the trout for a while, you will notice that they don't even bother to avoid the area of the river where the bear etc. are located, in fact after a while it seems that they head for the predators purposely just to terrorize them with a tail slap to the face. I did have a clip showing this but it has myseriously disappeared (A coincidence? I THINK NOT! Those thieving monkeys must have conspired with the trout to do this) so instead I will show you the pioneers in this research. They had to do it in a subtle way for fear of trout related upraisal, but I think it's pretty clear that they are trying to get the message about those mischievious trout out! (see the clip here>> http://video.google.com/videoplay...2541459944162494&q=trout+slap).

Now occasionally the monkeys would get bored with thier usual routines, monkeys are easily bored, but likewise easily amused. The trout had the same problem of monotony but thier issues were increased by the fact that thay had to stay in the water for survival. It really did limit thier options.
Having the same problem was what brought these two animals together in the end, they heard about each other through a friend of a friend of a cousin of a step-sister's friend or some such and decided to meet.
This is where the two species moved from mischief into Evil, thier position moved from hunted, to hunters. Not only did they start tracking down thier prey, they also hatched the plans that would enable the trout to attack those far from the rivers where they lived.
The monkeys would carry them in fish tanks to the location of the attack and then 'assist' them in thier face slapping adventures by holding them by the head and swinging them into the victims faces.

THIS was the begining of The Evil Trout Slapping Monkeys!!! Laughing

You did ask for it Steph and Griff! Razz

Maitresse Maia Steeleater

GAH--for some reason I couldn't access the vids :S :S. That's very disappointing. However, I loved the story. Very cute hon...thank you for that.~~Maia

PS Sorry I was dead tired last night.Griff got my mind working, which just ended up short circuiting me.~~M