Maitresse Maia Steeleater
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Lost shoesWhile my husband and I were on the road the other day, we happened to see a lone shoe left along the side of the road. Have any of you seen a stray shoe and wondered how a shoe happened to be deserted there?? I mean did someone have his or her feet out the window and then "oops" there went the shoe? And then what? The person decided "oh well, I have like 10 other left sides of the same shoe? Or could it have been that, further on down the road, when the person realized that his left shoe had mysteriously disappeared, decided to pitch the other one??
Does anyone else wonder these things? Or am I the odd woman out?? HEHE~~Maia
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SekseeDragoness
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Call me morbid, but I wonder if that random shoe on the road is the last remnant of a car accident or hit and run.... sick, I know.
The thing that really makes me wonder is when I see a pair of shoes tangled around the power lines, I mean why can't those sneaker wearing possums learn to tie thier shoes to thier feet instead of to the power lines?? 
Hubby figured it out though, they keep tying thier shoes together and then when they go to walk they slip around and fall out of the shoes. 
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Maitresse Maia Steeleater
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Hey I prefer your explanation to the obvious one LMAO. My exboyfriend used to throw his shoes up there. Of course, a few days later they were gone, so he had to take extra effort to go and scrounge for more. Kind of a pricey bad habit...but it's what seemed to interest him.
He also loved to drive around in the middle of the night, hang out the window, point a billy club and yell at people that they were in league with satan. LOL--he had interesting sense of humor. Interesting tidbit about that though--all the caucasian folks would tell him to fuck off while the african americans and hispanics would cheer him on, thinking it was a party ROFLMAO. You decide  .~~Maia
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SekseeDragoness
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ok just one question... WTF is a billy club???
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Maitresse Maia Steeleater
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ROFLMAO--its a stick of wood that police officers used to hold at their hip, in order to subdue someone, who is misbehaving (hmmmm sounds like fun, no?)~~Maia
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